Boo! Don't touch! Paws off! Crinum Latifolium is poisonous and has already been watered and fed. For everything else please use the toilet or the bin!

Boo! Don't touch! Paws off! Crinum Latifolium is poisonous and has already been watered and fed. For everything else please use the toilet or the bin!

THE MAN WHO HAS NO FIELD AT ALL AND CAN DO PLENTY GREAT THINGS

Play Practice

Theaterwork

Comprehensive Justification of the Designated Stage Works

Michael Feldmann since he has entered the world, what was predicted to the day exactly by unteachable scholars of women after obvious influence of arcane alchemy and dark energy and after the presumed calculations of an astrologer, who was struck by the sun, and the metaphysycal interpretation of the symptoms of poisoning of an herbwitch, who was plagued by a hobgoblin, for over forty years the sins of men and women hoping for their understanding, repentance, penance and improvement silently, passively and stunned has experienced, undergone, suffered, endured, stood and against better judgement without justified reason allowed.

With his unfathomable intelligence and inexhaustible education, experience, and fatherly care and kindness, he has realized that their serious misconduct is due to their wrong living and diet. Therefore, his stage works to purify, heal and rescue them shall stimulate them for the following cure, based on the model and style of Pfarrer Sebastian Kneipp.

In the first step, the patients are undressed in the evening, to stimulate their circulation and metabolism thoroughly hosed all around with cold water and soaped extensively slippery with curd soap. Then everything bad is scrubbed off thoroughly and vigorously in circular movements counterclockwise from top to bottom with a brush and a coarse sponge and then the foam is completely rinsed off all around with cold water. Finally, they are rubbed dry thoroughly with a cloth of coarse linen. Afterwards they can look at themselves in the mirror, blow-dry their hair, shave, apply lotion, get dressed and do their hair. This step is to be used with the next steps and a diet every day for the next four weeks.

In the second step, there is a steam bath in a vat, for example half a floss made of oak or a portable bathtub made of galvanized sheet steel, but definitely not in a plastic tub in which the patient is placed undressed. Then the patient and tub are covered tightly all around with a cloth made of coarse linen. Hot steam, which was generated with a kettle, immersion heater or in a copper kettle over an open fire, is now fed into the tub through an opening on the brim.

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