Boo! Don't touch! Paws off! Crinum Latifolium is poisonous and has already been watered and fed. For everything else please use the toilet or the bin!

Boo! Don't touch! Paws off! Crinum Latifolium is poisonous and has already been watered and fed. For everything else please use the toilet or the bin!

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Incured Risk

Here We, Michael Feldmann, want to inform all frightened competents of the incured economical risk of Our appearances.

We accept their worry concerning this and declare that We do everything according to law allowed and possible to keep it in wise and sure prudence as low as possible forevermore. We wish that after their sympathy for Our performance they sleep peacefully, because only a good and quiete conscience is a bulging pillow.

For this purpose after delicious abstinence and painful examination of Our conscience We have decided to show all grieving in an elevating way, which actions after constant, thorough and wise inspection and investigation of the matter that had to be cleared We right in the early years of Our existence recognized and took as right to grab every risk as the cursed jacobaea with gloves by its stem, to pull it together with its root out of Our rich pastureland and to throw it onto the special waste heap and to damn it there forever, so that it never again in Our lands germinates, grows, blossoms, seeds, propagates and sheeps, goats, donkeys, cattle and horses is to farting, burping, puking and dying a wretched death. Such in Our paternal care with Our protective hand and Our refusing foot We will keep off Our herd of Our faithfuls forever and allow it never again with the herd, so that they always experience, respect and love Us as a faithful and kind lord.

After wind and weather, ground and soil, man and mouse, ford and Führer had done to Us badly, the providence sent Us discharged on earth to pave the way for help of Our dynasty henceforward. When We, as heaven had provided for Us, by holy baptisma should be handed over to the Lord, We in perfect silence exactly observed the words and actions of the ordained man of God, in order to admonish him loudly to order and discipline at the smallest lapse. Because he was doing his sacred work faultlessly and respectably and no calls to order were necessary, We could recollect Ourselves and in sacred space and deep sleep make Our first heartwarming contemplations and getting first knowledge: Who shuts his mouth, understands his surroundings better.

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