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Michaelmass

Road of Life

1977

Birth in Bad Reichenhall as a German citizen not capable of contracting and earning a living at the age of 0 without entitlement to child allowance

1983 till 1987

Attendance at primary school in Bayerisch Gmain; after certificates of participation 1 winner's certificate at the Federal Youth Games; honorable discharge

1987 till 1993

Attendance at the secondary school in Bad Reichenhall; public proclamation of the anatomical tenet "The skeleton carries the body."; regular exhibition of own works made of sheet metal, wood, textile and clay in the school auditorium; acquisition of the secondary school certificate with flying colors

1994 till 1999

Attendance at the Sankt Matthias seminary and grammar school in Wolfratshausen; unsuccessful experimental setup for proofs of God and costly public solicitation for a woman; Participation in several public theater performances; after singing training in the seminary cantor and senior cantor in the seminary church; High school graduate spokesman; acquisition of the general university entrance qualification; warm personal farewell from the school principal

1995 bis 2000

Cantor in the parish of Sankt Nikolaus von der Flüe in Bayerisch Gmain; To this day, the target refuses any recognition and doesn't answer inquiries

1999 till 2000

Community service in a rehabilitation clinic; mind-altering experience of all olfactory expressions by people and for a health insurance scheme patient stunningly attractive nurses and medical doctors; in the canteen steady satire with doctors, psychologists, therapists, nurses and other staff members

2001 till 2006

Degree course in Catholic theology in Würzburg; although Jesus never studied but taught theology, no chance to fill him with enthusiasm for the study

2002 till 2006

Classical singing lessons and development into a dramatic tenor

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