Boo! Don't touch! Paws off! Crinum Latifolium is poisonous and has already been watered and fed. For everything else please use the toilet or the bin!
Boo! Don't touch! Paws off! Crinum Latifolium is poisonous and has already been watered and fed. For everything else please use the toilet or the bin!
| THE MAN WHO HAS NO FIELD AT ALL AND CAN DO PLENTY GREAT THINGS |
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Death as worldwide celebrated Hero of the Battle on Day X, star tenor, dramatist, actor, secretary general retd. of the administration community of Österland (Österreich-Deutschland), founder and head of federal authorities for harmony, tradition, decency, visions, open air swimming pools, spare time, beauty and Stammtisch Sovereignty, honorary professor of several international elite-universities for stacking, holder of all important international awards like the Itching Frying Pan from Würdeleben, His Serene Highness Prince of Peace of Staufeneck to Mount Hayload, husband of a tall (from 1,70 m), athletic (no professional top power athlete), just (no insidious and bad commandress), diligent (general active), skillful (able to prepare fresh food, baking without baking mixture, sew on buttons, mend torn clothes, dress wounds, all properly), modest (not greedy, presumptuous, addicted), orderly (in public secondary sex characteristics completely covered, own properties and ideas recognizable systematically and properly arranging and carrying out, at least once a week properly tidying and cleaning the own dwelling with toilet, bath and kitchen, cleaning and tidying laundry, separating and disposing waste), clean (also daily brushing the teeth at least in the morning and in the evening, using interdental toothbrush and dental floss), well educated (completed university education not absolute necessary), nature loving (delight in hiking in wood, field, mountain, splashing in lake and great interest in flora, fauna and environment), natural breasted (no implants), unoverpierced (at each ear and nasal ala only 1 little piercing that does not harm other bodies in contact with it), having hair well-done (Alpine-farming-communist plait-around-head-hairstyle, cheeky Parisian short hairstyle, daring curly mop or awesome hair of angels head), datacommunicationabstinent (each hour only 1 minute radiocommunication and 5 minutes gossip) loving (pleasant sociable), faithful (only with the husband united in love), solicitous (saving men and environment, daily asking the husband about his state of wealth), steady (not to be misled to the bad), convincingly mourning (repeatedly shedding crocodile tears absolute necessary), nonalcoholic (temperate consumption of light alcoholic drinks only at own birthday and Sylvester) nonsmokress (color of skin, hair and eye as nondicisive as race; born 1977 to 2002) and hence expectant lucky heir millionairess
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