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On March 22th 2020 Mister F. copes with confinement

Now Würzburg is the city of proper citizens and invites you to an exciting ghost hunt at night, when you can hear the undead princes thirsting for blood. Surely the Bundeswehr will practice the house war here next week in preparation for Day X. Now the city is best suited for this — and prepared for it.

All city council candidates who applied to the temporarily resident students in Würzburg because they don't know any other citizens here have forfeited their mandate. Her student flower seed does not grow, but is gratefully accepted by the pigeons. Nature returns to Würzburg. The beaver will stow the conquered trickle in the ring park and redefine the water level in the concreted small water. The wild boars will dispose of the organic waste and redesign the Resigenzgarten. I'm not sure they know the style features of a baroque garden. They will weave wreaths of vine leaves in the vineyards under the Marienberg fortress, play Caesar and Cleopatra, squeeze the grapes lying on their back and drip the juice into their mouth. Their squeaking baby pigs will frolic in the streets and do somersaults. Brown bears will search rubbish bins for useful toys and feast on thrown away fast food specialties. Cockroaches dare to come out of the sewers again, dance old ballroom dances and enjoy life. Norway rats will relax on the sidewalks in the Ringpark and play catches there. Dormice will complain about it and will file a lawsuit with the Würzburg district court. Tawny owls will be happy about the conspicuously excited dormouse in front of the district court. Blackbirds no longer have to learn polyphonic cellular phone tones. Kestrels fly artificial figures in the air and can finally choose between a pigeon and a blackbird when they hunt, because they no longer have to fear that their prey will be shredded by a drone. Trees no longer just stand around in parking lots to protect SUVs from paint damage due to rain drops hitting much too hard. Now they can put forth freely and come into their own again in all their glory. And they smell so delicious. They are the main food source for the moose, which will soon recapture this habitat. Check this out, man! I'm just worried about whether his broad antlers will fit through the narrow streets of downtown.

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