Boo! Don't touch! Paws off! Crinum Latifolium is poisonous and has already been watered and fed. For everything else please use the toilet or the bin!

Boo! Don't touch! Paws off! Crinum Latifolium is poisonous and has already been watered and fed. For everything else please use the toilet or the bin!

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Talky Times of 20th March 2021

Hello, Mister Böhmermann! Nice to have you here! The honorable society is very concerned about your health. You work too much. Relax! Give yourself a break! You will soon see a red dot that will do you good. Please observe it carefully! I want to help you.

BÖHMI
GETS VERY
TIRED

Concentrate on the red dot all by yourself! You're doing very well, Mister Böhmermann! When you have just eyes for it and get completely involved in it, you will notice how powerless, exhausted and tired you are and how you get more and more tired and tired, can no longer stand on your feet, sink into your chair and just want to observe this red dot and to read this instructions. Now I want you to promise the wealthy and influential, loud and clear: I will help you. I will really help you. You're doing really, really great, Mister Böhmermann! I am really very pleased with you. When the red dot disappears you will wake up freshly recovered and always keep this promise. I always knew how sensible you are and how much I can rely on you, Mister Böhmermann. We will become good friends. I wish you a good day, Mister Böhmermann.