Boo! Don't touch! Paws off! Crinum Latifolium is poisonous and has already been watered and fed. For everything else please use the toilet or the bin!
Boo! Don't touch! Paws off! Crinum Latifolium is poisonous and has already been watered and fed. For everything else please use the toilet or the bin!
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Germany is worried. After the BND-scandal and the Verfassungsschutz-scandal and the car-makers-defraud-car-drivers-and-car-drivers-have-to-pay-car-makers-fot-it-scandal and the farmers-drink-Glyphosat-to-manure-their-fields-with-single-varietal-urine-scandal and the Germany-is-not-governed-scandal and the but-Germany-now-is-governed-scandal and the constant government-coalition-quarrelling-scandal and the everlasting the-opposition-in-the-Bundestag-never-does-what-the-government-wants-scandal and the friendly-consumers-are-afraid-of-angry-farmers-scandal and now that toooo: Michael Feldmann from now on compiles usage-statistics of his website, yesss, exactly of this website You are watching at this moment. Learn now HERE which data Michael Feldmann collects! Learn HERE what this means to You as a user of this website! And learn HERE what this means at all! Unknown anonymous Chinese and Russian IT-experts roll up with laughter on the ground and burst: "He can't hold a candle to us with that!" Ma'am and Sir, don't panic! Everything's fine. Michael Feldmann only wants to know which data of his website the users are interested in. But with that he is not able and he doesn't want to discover the identities of the users.
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